This is the first in a series of heated arguments over stupid topics. Margarine in one corner, Butter in the other. One is all natural and can kill you. The other synthetic and might kill you. Looking for cheesy comments (I can't believe it's not serious.)
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Wrongs to Right?
Boy: Mr. Owl, how many wrongs does it take to make a right.
Owl: Lets find out, a one, a two, a three. A three.
Announcer: Two wrongs don't make a right, but three does.
Friday, September 11, 2009
The Weakest Submachine Gun
What's the difference of using the the weakest submachine gun as opposed to the most powerful? I mean it still gets the job done. Have you ever heard someone say after using an Uzi; "Damn, I should have used an AK."
Its like he wasn't killed hard enough? "I want you to kill these bastards, and kill 'em hard." Kill them hard what does that even mean. Its like shooting someone half to death, that doesn't make sense either, dead or alive. Anyway maybe its time we put the guns down and talk about it; or just walk away; or grab a soda. Theres so many things people can do besides shooting eachother.
Its like he wasn't killed hard enough? "I want you to kill these bastards, and kill 'em hard." Kill them hard what does that even mean. Its like shooting someone half to death, that doesn't make sense either, dead or alive. Anyway maybe its time we put the guns down and talk about it; or just walk away; or grab a soda. Theres so many things people can do besides shooting eachother.
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